Jokes you have heard or know.

STUPIAK STUDENT!!!~
TEACHER : Why are you late?
EYEZACK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
EYEZACK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : Eyezack, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
EYEZACK : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Eyezack, how do you spell "crocodile"?
EYEZACK : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
EYEZACK : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
EYEZACK : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
EYEZACK : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Eyezack, go to the map and find North America.
EYEZACK : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Eyezack!

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TEACHER : Eyezack, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
EYEZACK : Me!

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TEACHER : Eyezack, why do you always get so dirty?
EYEZACK : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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EYEZACK : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
EYEZACK : Your name on this report card.

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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
DYN : Don't bite any.

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TEACHER : Dyn, give me a sentence starting with "I".
DYN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Dyn. Always say, "I am."
DYN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
DYN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
DYN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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DYN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
DYN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
DYN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating adonkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
DYN : Brotherly love?

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TEACHER : Now, Dyn, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
DYN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Dyn, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Di! d you copy his?
DYN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
DYN : A teacher

lols..where u get hose lame joke? =.=''

if lame dun read =.+!!